Counseling was sought by a husband and wife after 35 years of marriage.

When asked about the issue, the wife launched into a tirade listing all of the issues they had encountered during their marriage.

Continue reading: she had endured a laundry list of unmet needs, including neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, and loneliness.

After allowing this for a sufficient amount of time, the therapist finally stood up and walked around the desk. After asking the wife to stand, he gave her a long, passionate embrace and kiss while her husband watched, raising an eyebrow.

The woman stopped talking and quietly sat down, confused.

The therapist said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week,” turning to the husband. Can you complete this?

Although I fish on Fridays, I am able to drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays.