A mother took her son to chapel.

The young boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee” while they were in church.

“It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church,” the boy’s mother told him.

Therefore, from now on, whenever you need to “whisper,” simply inform me that you need to “poop.”

The young boy and his father went to church the following Sunday. During the service, the boy told his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.”

“Okay, just whisper in my ear,” the father said as he looked at him.