On a bench in the park, two elderly men are seated. In a tiny sports bra and shorts, a young, smoking-hot girl runs by.

The girl walks over when one of the men smiles. Pervert, why are you gazing at me and smiling? She claims.

“My dear, I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man,” the elderly man sweetly responds. The young woman responds, “awwwww you sweet old man,” leans in, kisses him on the cheek, and then continues to walk away. “3 to zip mugley, your turn,” the elderly man tells his friend as he turns to face him.