Story: The Tortoise, The Elephant and The Hippopotamus

The elephant shouted, "Out of my way, you weakling – I might step on you!" when the tortoise met him one day. The elephant shouted…

The Swede’s Wife Steps Up To The Tee

When the Swede's wife approaches the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up, revealing her distinct absence of…

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

A young man was unable to select a bride. He liked one girl very much, but he also really liked…

Two Hot Young Ladies Are Talking

Two sweltering young women are talking one evening about the end of the week simply past. The first named Faba,…

Old Men Sitting On A Bench

On a bench in the park, two elderly men are seated. In a tiny sports bra and shorts, a young,…

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Playboy star defends banned model over racy career ad – they’re ‘scared of hot mums’

A Playboy actress has defended a mother who was prohibited from dropping her children off…

Elizabeth a very attractive and keen golfer

My golf cart flipped over one day by accident. Elizabeth, who lived in a villa on the golf course and…

Divorce Suit

Dan got married to a woman who had the same twin. He filed for divorce in court less than a…

A Woman Was Preparing For Her Wedding

Preparing for her wedding, a young woman was present. She requested that her mother purchase a nice, long black negligee…

A Cowboy Rode Into Town

A cowboy riding into town stopped for a drink at a saloon. Sadly, the locals had a bad habit of…

Old Men Sitting On A Bench

On a bench in the park, two elderly men are seated. In a tiny sports bra and shorts, a young,…

A Census Taker In A Rural Area

In a rural area, a census taker knocked on a farmhouse's door. He inquired about the number and ages of…

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The Vets

A woman and her small dog are seated in the veterinarian's office. A little kid,…

A Man Walked Into His Backyard

One morning, a man went into his backyard and found a gorilla in a tree:…

I’ve been having an affair with my secretary!

A wedded President is engaging in extramarital relations with his secretary. He is getting dressed…

I fish on Fridays

Counseling was sought by a husband and wife after 35 years of marriage. When asked…

Come back in ten years!

When an 8-year-old child knocks on a brothel door, the Madam opens it, looks down,…

Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!

Sharing is mindful! Before you pass away, make sure to cancel your credit cards! Given…