Dan got married to a woman who had the same twin.

He filed for divorce in court less than a year later.

The judge instructed, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.”

Dan responded, “Well, your honor, sometimes my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, sometimes I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”

There must be some distinction between the two women, surely? The judge declared.

“Your Honor, you better believe there is a difference.

I want the divorce because of that.