An elderly woman went to the doctor one day because her crotch was itchy.

She told the specialist her concern and he said, “You have the crabs”.

She told the doctor that because she was an eighty-year-old virgin, it couldn’t be the crabs.

She went to a different doctor and told him about her problem.

You probably have the crabs, the doctor said.

She responded, “No, I am an eighty-year-old virgin.” She went to a third doctor out of frustration. She asked, “Doctor, could you assist me?

My crotch itch is itchy.

I am an eighty-year-old virgin, so don’t tell me it’s the crabs.

The crabs cannot be to blame. “Jump on the table and let’s look,” the doctor said.

“Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies,” the doctor declared after the examination.