One morning, a man went into his backyard and found a gorilla in a tree: He contacted a gorilla removal company, and a man with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a shotgun showed up shortly after.

“Presently listen cautiously.” He informed the owner.

I’ll climb the tree and use this stick to poke the gorilla until he falls to the ground.

When the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, the trained Chihuahua will go straight for his, uh, sensitive area, and you will slap on the handcuffs.

“Agreed, got it.” The mortgage holder answered. ” But what’s the point of that shotgun?” If I fall from the tree ahead of the gorilla.” The man said.

“Go after the Chihuahua.”