An old woman was sitting on the porch with her husband, sipping a glass of wine.

“I love you so much,” she says.

“In fact, I doubt I could live without you. I know I don’t want to even try to get thru a single day without you.”

Her husband is almost speechless.

“Is that you talking, or the wine?” he asks.

“It’s me,” she replies. “Talking to the wine.”