She Always Wanted To Have A Milk Bath Like All Those Famous Actresses!

Mrs. O’Leary wins the limerick county lottery.

All of her friends ask Her what she’s going to do with all the money!

“A new car?”, “A vacation?”, “A fur coat?”.

Mrs. O’Leary tells them all, “Oh no, I’ve always wanted to have a milk bath like all those famous actresses!”

So she calls up Mr O’Bannon at the local dairy farm.

He congratulates her on winning the county lottery.

Mrs. O’Leary tells him she wants a truck full of milk so she can take her long desired Milk bath.

Mr. O’Bannon asks her, “Do you want the milk pasteurized?”

“Oh, no,” Mrs. O’Leary says,…

“Just up to my shoulders!”

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Charles Potts
Charles Potts
2 months ago

Move on and don’t forget what your brothers did to you. Forgive your father and reconnect with your mother. Love will heal the wounds. As for the inheritance take what you need to secure your future with your love. Donate the rest.

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