Three litle pigswalk into a restaurant

They call the waiter over. He asks the pigs what they want to order.

“Hmmm…I’ll have a double cheeseburger, no onions,” replies the first pig.

“I will have a dish of macaroni and cheese,” says the second pig.

“Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.

The pigs get their food and devour everything given to them.

They decide they want to order dessert and flag the waiter down.

The waiter asks the pigs what they want for dessert.

“I’ll have a slice of cheesecake,” says the first pig.

“Gimme a bowl of soft-serve chocolate ice cream,” says the second pig.

“Water, lots and lots of water,” replies the third pig.

They get their dessert along with the bill for their food.

The waiter, quite puzzled, asks the third pig,

“Why did you only order water this evening?”

The third pig replied,

“Well one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!”

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