The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing

In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patient’s private part, she composed herself, as well as she could.
“I am so sorry”, the nurse said. “I do not know what came over to me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again.
Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen”, the patient replied.

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