Funny Joke ‣ I Like Your Thinking

“Is it a peach?”

Billy asks. “No, it’s a potato, but I like your thinking,” the teacher replies.

“Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard.”

Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, “A banana.”

The teacher responds, “No, it’s a squash, but I like your thinking.”

Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, “Hey, I’ve got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I’ve got it. It’s round, hard, and it’s got a head on it.”

“Johnny!” she cries, “That’s disgusting!”

“Nope,” answers Johnny, “It’s a quarter, but I like your thinking!

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