Emotional and Financial Needs

They walk around and she tries on three very expensive outfits.

He then tells his wife “We’ll take all three of them”.

They then get matching shoes, a set of diamond earrings and a diamond bracelet.

The wife is so excited she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care and goes to the pay desk.

Her husband says, ” No – no – no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.”.

His wife’s face goes blank.

“No honey – I just want you to hold this stuff for a while. ”

Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the husband says “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!

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