A married couple never fight in 25 years

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said

“This is your first time”.
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.
After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said

“This is your second time” and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time,
she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at my wife:

“What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” …
She gave a silent look and said:
“This is your first time
Husband: “That’s it. We are happy ever after.”

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