A man ordered a voice automated car

Several hours later and with no car, the man became apprehensive.

He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said,
“These are your children, sir.”
In the car, were their Landlady’s two daughters, their choir mistress’ two sons, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, their pastor’s son and their neighbour’s two sons.

The wife who was angry shouted at her husband,
“Don’t tell me all these are your children!”
The man asked her calmly,
“Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?”

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