A man is riding desert on a donkey

Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again.

He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again.

Now the man is getting frustrated. As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision.

A beautiful, hot woman appears out of nowhere.

She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles.

She smiles at him and says, “I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have.”

“Anything?” he says, getting fairly excited.

“Yes, anything.” she replies.

So he says, “Will you hold the donkey?”

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