A Blonde Guy walks into a bar

“What’s the matter now?” the bartender asks.

The Blonde Guy, in no condition to be in public, answers, “I shaved the tail of one of the horses sob, sob, but it grew back and I can’t tell them apart again!”

The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, “why don’t you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back.”

He stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.

A few months later the guy is back in the bar.

The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.

Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems.

“I.. I shaved the sob mane of one of the sniff horses, and… it… it… grew back!”

The bartender, now furious at the guy’s general stupidity, yells, “for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller than the other one!”

The guy cannot believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.

The next day the Blonde Guy comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery.

“It worked, it worked!” he exclaims.

“I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!”

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