A bus full of nuns crashes, killing all of them before they reach the pearly gates.

There they are met by St Peter. The first nun responds to St. Peter’s question: Have you ever touched a man unit, Sister?

The Sister’s response is: Yes, with the tip of my finger.” “OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water, and in you go.” When the next sister came up to St. Peter, he asked the same thing: Have you ever touched a man unit, Sister?

“Indeed, I once gave a hand work.”

“In you go, put your hand in the holy water.” As of now one of the nuns at that back begins pushingand pushing her direction to the front, when she arrives St Peter inquires: ” For what reason would you say you are in such a rush?”

The nun responds, I need to wash before sister Anne places her butt in it.”