Give Me Some Of That AIDS Stuff! – Joke

Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each…

Ford f 150

The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says. “It was the lady up the street,”…

A Good Question for These Three Blondes

The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!” The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in…

Bob goes to pick up his date

Bobby is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?” “Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.” Peggy Sue comes downstairs and…

A Blonde and Her Car

So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 25,000. Two days later the blonde’s friend asked her if she had…

Get Outta My Classroom

Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny Billy?” “Well teacher, I just saw both of…

What Do You Suggest?

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man…

$200 Just For One Night – Humor

“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice. “$200 just for…

A blonde sits down in a bar

So, both of the women stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next. Finally, the man jumps. The blonde turns to the redhead and…

Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Gift

So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked … “Well, did you take my suggestion? How’d it turn out?” “She loved it….