Upset wife

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was asleep…

Upset wife

My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me heck for being out so late.” The first…

A man ordered a voice automated car

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…

A man ordered a voice automated car

Several hours later and with no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he…

The endless hair debate between wife and husband

Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair? Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long. Husband: Then…

The endless hair debate between wife and husband

Husband : Ok cut them. Wife: But short hair cannot be tied in a knot. Husband: Then don’t cut them. Wife: But nevertheless, i want to experiment…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips…

Two hunters are out in the woods

The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone,…

Better than money

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars…

Better than money

“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” the man asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said. “I need to…